He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
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I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
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I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
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