She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
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She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
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I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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