Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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