fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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