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Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
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surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
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I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
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You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
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There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Dude... this pee is not alleged
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