IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
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Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
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I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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