Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
im holly from the hills drunk
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
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