That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
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dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
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I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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