Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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