we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
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Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
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candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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