You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
Randomize
