Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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