I saw his package. It spoke to me.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
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this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
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ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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