the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
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dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
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Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
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