My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
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Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
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YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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