As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
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how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
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God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
its liver damage thursday
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