Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
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Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
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I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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