It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
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would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
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Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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