so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
he just fucked me for my cheese.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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