Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
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I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
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Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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