Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
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I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
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Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
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