if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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