let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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