He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Be still, my beating vagina.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
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