my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
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Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
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Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
how does that bad decision feel?
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