hotel room ftw
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize