ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
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I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
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So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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