I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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