She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
You're like the curious george of whores
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Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
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When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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