You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
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