office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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