i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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