Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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