I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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