they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
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