I just made out with a guy for $7.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
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I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
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Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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