I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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