Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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