so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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