Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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