She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
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its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
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He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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