whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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