I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
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you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
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My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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