All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
You are the jesus of drinking
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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