Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
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I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
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he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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