Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
her vagine was all disorganized.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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