I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
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His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
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There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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