Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
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If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
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Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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