What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
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we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
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Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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