Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Is it penis luge time yet?
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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