I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
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At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
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Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
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