Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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