Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
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Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
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id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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