I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
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